Friday, October 06, 2006

Nose Hair, Madeleine Albright and Dandruff

I had to share. From today's Dear Abby:

DEAR ABBY: I have a question I cannot find the answer to. I have asked many people, including the chief of staff of the U.S. Army and Madeleine Albright. Nobody seems to know the answer.

I am 90 years old, and if I don't get an answer soon, it will be too late. My question is: Can nose hair get dandruff?
-- JOHN W. JOHNSON, CAPT., U.S. ARMY (RET.)

DEAR CAPT. JOHNSON: Not unless the nose has been "sniffing" dandruff.

2 comments:

DaisyJo said...

I don't even want to think about why he needs to know the answer to that question!

Pandax said...

I saw that too and thought it was the oddest thing.